Monday, February 27, 2006
"See a suite in floral print/ My mind begins the arrangement"
I'm a little homesick as of late. I miss my family and my high school friends. I guess it's about time that this happened because it should have happened much earlier this school year. I miss my dog and actual food. Luckily we are close enough to spring break that I should be able to make it until then without totally breaking down, given I have no idea what that would be like we're going to try to avoid it.
In between that and being actually sick for once in my life, I took off two days of class. I've narrowed it down to two possibilities of how I managed to get sick. One: The chinese restuarant that we went to got me sick...the one that's known for having food that gets people sick. Or two: the Christians are trying to get me. They gave me a free water bottle , no doubt lined with disease causing bacteria and viruses, which is how they sway you. Then if all goes well they do nothing but, heaven forbid, the water bottle wasn't enough insentive, they turn on all the bacteria and viruses and they attack. I'm one step ahead of them though. I know their next move. Soon they'll be passing out free vaccinations for their evil infections, and if you don't take those they'll just let you die. That's right! The crusades continue! Luckily, I have a pitchfork and torch to defend my polytheistic beliefs, my all female polytheistic beliefs, and according to my beautiful gods intelligent design is a lot of rubbash. Random, unintelligable design! That's what they advocate. Slap a nose on there and hope it sticks. Overhaul the ear, clean out the filter and check the foot pressure and hope nothing falls out the bottom. That's the way to do it. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Vagina monologues took place Friday night. Yippee. Vaginas for everyone!...or, at least half of everyone. Strange, hilarious, morbid, informative and many more adjectives as well. I should talk more about this since it was a very good show but I don't really want to. Go see it, enjoy it yourself and become vagina friendly. My personnal favorite line "VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER!"
*I am running low on things to talk about so I have looked back over my posts from the beginning of the year and noticed one thing in particular: I have no idea how to spell simple words. Yes, I know. Thank you. Yes, I am gifted. Please, I'm not done. Hold your applause until the end.
*For those of you who have forgotten * is a Random Tangent which only appeared once so far before this so you are excused for forgetting.
Roommates! That's something to talk about. I'm signing up for a room tomorrow for next year; I'll be rooming with Brian. There will be alot of idea making in that room. We'll be suffocating ourselves in good ideas. Also, Katrina has stopped arguing with me. What's the point of having totally illogical arguments if there's no one the argue with. Very disappointing, really.
New Songs:
I Can Show You The World- Aladdin
Korobeiniki (Traditional Russian Folk Song)- Ozma a.k.a. The Tetris theme
Butterfly- Weezer
Pink Triangle
Pinkerton
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
"When I'm feeling blue and lonely/ All I have to do is think of you"
Valentine's Day
Hallmark Day
International Weezer Day
Ferris Wheel Day
National Heart to Heart Day
Immigrants Day
Days I missed earlier this month:
4th Create a Vacuum Day
7th Love Your Robot Day
9th Toothache Day
13th Get a Different Name Day
Days I'm Looking Forward To:
15th National Sea Monkey Day
20th Harry Potter Day
23rd International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
26th National "For Pete's Sake" Day
It's Weezer Day. Well it was 27 minutes ago, but no longer. On the bright side only 365 more days until the next Weezer day. I hope you all did as many Weezertastic things as you could. I know I did. I listened to my weezer music and wore my weezer clothes and yeah...I think that's it really. I fleshed out a song dubbed (by Brian) "MegaDeath". It goes ja ja ja ja ga ga ga ga ja ja ja ja ga ga ga ga MEGADEATH weoo wo we bo do de weeooeoeoeeeoo.
Sex Out Loud- Very interesting, many people seem to be much more enlightened on the subject than I which I had expected. What I didn't expect was that sticking plugs up your ass makes sex better. Slightly uncomfortable at the beginning but I was jumping for joy by the end. I mean, my god, they had free condoms. I was filled with excitement as I rushed to my room with the one I had been able to secure and quickly put it in the safest place I could find. The trash can (It's where I keep all things dear to me: family pictures, financial staements, my diary well really it's a journal cuz guys don't have diaries. So if I'm ever out of the room you can look through all that maybe find my atm code, but please don't look in the diary that's for nobody's eyes). I have no need for it nor plan to have a need for it before the time it expires so why even bother keeping it. Right?
Well it's now 57 minutes past Weezer Day and definately time to get some sleep.
New Songs:
Sleep Now In The Fire- Rage Against The Machine
Hotel California- The Eagles
You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
Pinkerton B-side
Friday, February 03, 2006
"For the times/ That you wanna go and/ Bust ryhmes real slow"
I probably should have done this earlier in the school year. This is my friends band. You should all check them out and get their stuff from me from mytunes. Do it! Do it now!
Songs that are getting ready for performances:
Be Yourself- Audioslave
3 Libras- A Perfect Circle
The Warmth- Incubus
Arabian Song- Quixotic
Say It Ain't So- Weezer
Island in the Sun- Weezer
Good Riddance- Green Day
Everlong- Foo Fighters
Stellar- Incubus
Perfect Situation/El Scorcho- Weezer
Black Hole Sun- Soundgarden
Doesn't Remind Me- Audioslave
If there are any other songs you feel are worth while for me to learn leave a comment or find me.